Statusy oznaczone tagiem: lawrencemiles
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michio: If Richard Dawkins told you he believeds in miracles, would it be reassuring or more disturbing if he added "where you from, you sexy thing"? #lawrencemiles -
michio: Physics and Christianity have this much in common: very dull creation stories. No fights, no incest, no monkey-gods. Bums on seats, people! #lawrencemiles
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michio: And a happy Cybermon Day to all our friends in Mondasian Jamaica! #cybermonday #lawrencemiles
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michio: Best thing about being in your 30's: watching a Bond movie without siding with the mid-life-crisis hero or the repressed-teenager villain. #lawrencemiles #po30
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michio: WAR TO END ALL WARS HAS FAULT THAT MAY ALLOW OTHER WARS TO START: "WE SHOULD HAVE IT FIXED BY 2.0," SAY EXPERTS #lawrencemiles
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michio: Under Mrs Thatcher, all children were injected with a shard from an evil goblin mirror that slowly works its way into the heart. #lawrencemiles
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michio: "My grandfather was a young man in the 1930s depression. He didn't riot. He got on his bike and joined the Communist Party. " #lawrencemiles
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michio: Does anyone else feel as if they've skipped an episode of Britain? I'm not following this new story-arc. #lawrencemiles
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michio: And on the sixth day, RobotGod created the seas, the rivers, the lakes, and the rainclouds. And on the seventh day, he rusted. #lawrencemiles #sopunny
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michio: MEGATRON, LEADER OF THE EVIL DECEPTICONS. Surprise and delight everyone by transforming into something nice. #lawrencemiles
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michio: News describes the collapse of the Eurozone as "the nightmare scenario". Quite untrue: the nightmare scenario is "wasps learn invisibility". #lawrencemiles
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michio: "Stage one of the invasion is complete: they accept 5ive and Se7en as normal. Now we destroy their sense of numeracy with 9ix and Eig4t." #lawrencemiles
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michio: Frankly, "he befriends paedophiles" is only the 16th worst thing about Prince Andrew. The top 15 are all variations on "he's Prince Andrew". #lawrencemiles
