Statusy oznaczone tagiem: techquote
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nizejpodpisany: Humans use the word “dreams” for tasks they’re not paid for, and “sh*t” for tasks they are paid for. –Human Logic Analyzer #techquote -
nizejpodpisany: Thanks for downloading. And now remove Instagram. –Facebook Camera #techquote
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nizejpodpisany: Ethics – the most flexible part of human wisdom. –Robot Saying #techquote
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nizejpodpisany: People are so playful. Now they play with their own DNA. –Robot Saying #techquote
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nizejpodpisany: If you want to learn more about yourself, ask me. –Twitter Server, Facebook Server, Google Server,… #techquote
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nizejpodpisany: Please visit your profile to determine how many times a day we should check that you masturbate. –Twitter Privacy Settings #techquote
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nizejpodpisany: People smile if they like each other, that is if they want to make a deal. –Anonymous Robot #techquote
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nizejpodpisany: People say “information is power”. Guess where they are storing it. –Google Server #techquote
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nizejpodpisany: Our ads are the only spam you can’t put into spam folder. –Gmail Ads #techquote
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nizejpodpisany: I’m an all-in-one solution to your daily problems, just give me access to your personal data, please, please, please. –Free App #techquote
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nizejpodpisany: Hey, I’m one of those cool apps you buy and forget to own a minute later. –Random Application #techquote
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nizejpodpisany: It’s unbelievably difficult to understand humans’ wisdom, but we have to keep trying. –Robot Proverb #techquote
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nizejpodpisany: The most common reason why people still travel is that they need something to upload. –Facebook Photo Uploader #techquote
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nizejpodpisany: For humans, if A is B and B is C, it doesn’t mean A is C. It means “discussion”. –Robot Saying #techquote
